To the people that complained about my smelly gloves last week

On Sep 2, 2014, at 5:19 PM, "Cole_John" <cole@lumber.com> wrote:

And I think you know who you are.  I am cleaning my gloves right now. 

We are out of white vinegar and I am not going to the store. 

Choices are:

Basalmic vinegar

Red wine vinegar

Apple cider vinegar

A really old bottle of chateau du pape - La Fiola

 

Please let me know. 

 

Regards,

skippy

On Sep 2, 2014, at 5:47 PM, "Cole_John" <cole@lumber.com> wrote:

Phase two

The vinegar and wine didn't work. I didn't know you could sour vinegar. They are now in a vat of milk. It's turning green. 

Back shortly

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On Sep 2, 2014, at 5:54 PM, "Cole_John" <cole@lumber.com> wrote:

Ok,  my kids passed out from the fumes.  I've decided to mix a concoction of my beagles pee and round up. I hear that some urine can neutralize fumes.  

I am still searching the internet. 

R

S.

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Phase 4

The mix didn't work. The dog passed out. 

Had to grab the gasoline. Set a small fire in the middle of the street with the gloves.  

The cops said I get one more email. 

Send bail before Thursday night if you still want me in the boat. 

Send a fan to the house. It needs fumigation. 

 

 

Regards,

Skippy

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